Man, I couldn’t make this stuff up, if I was given the lates Players Magazine and a roomfull of dead presidents and Prime Ministers.

The latest trend to hit the market catering to the vane is designer vaginal surgery, a “cutting edge in terms of cosmetic surgery trends, no pun intended,” says Dr. Roy Jackson, a Vancouver obstetrician and gynaecologist who specializes in vaginal and vulvar cosmetic augmentation procedures.

According to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, these surgeries have become the hottest trend in the field, thanks largely to Dr. David Matlock of the LA-based Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute, who specializes in “making things pretty.”According to Matlock, the most popular surgeries are “liposculpting a mons pubis which is too fat,” laser-cutting “sagging or long labia majora,” injecting fat into the labia, tightening the vaginal passage to enhance a woman’s “sexual gratification” and even re-constructing hymens. It might sound like some kind of horror plot, but according to Matlock, “this is a no-brainer for women” who “want an overhaul.”

Porn ideals

Now it is apparent that the Porn industry has influenced some of thses women to try and get a younger looking, tighter feeling Punanny.  This makes looking for Mr. goodbar, ooh! so much more fun…LOL!

Remember when men were accused of being vain, narcistic and exhibiting nascent juvinle tendencies for trying to enlarge their willies? With the introduction of Viagara, male enlargment surgery has dropped by 11 percent, even while there was a 44 percent increase in US cosmetic procedures in 2004.

What do you have to say about this new designer surgery, as you can tell in the video, Africans will never see a crazy stunt by Anglo-Saxons and not try to get involved.

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